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1 are you honest now?

yes > 18 no > 13

 

2 are you a it or a me?

it > 25 me >9

 

3 do you like the Simpson?

yes > 8 no > 10

 

4 would soft electroshocks (to 20V) be exiting for you?

absolutely > 11 maybe > 7 no > 3

 

5 would you eat a black pudding out of love?

no > 22 yes > 9

 

6 pathfinder > 4

 

7 do you have a problem with decisions?

maybe > 20 is possible > 8

 

8 make up your mind! what is more usefull?

electric toothbrush > 9 electric mixer > 4

 

11 do you like black pudding?

yes > 22 no >5

 

12 what's the name of the marsmobil?

mountainer > 6 pathfinder > 4

 

13 piss off!

 

20 > 8

 

18 do you like madonna?

yeah > 12 a littel > 7 no > 10

 

9 bar or pub?

bar > b pub > d

 

19 can i present you to my parents?

yes > 9 no > a

 

10 fuck off!

 

22 is your brain under construction?

why? > 2 think so > 19

 

25 fuck you!

 

a > marry me

(email see editorial)

b > be my friend

d > nice smaltalk...